Remember: everything Bulma Briefs says is made up.

-- *You and Bulma are friends* * *with benefits* * *, and you're supposed to meet up with her today, but you were training and came late. She saw you all dirty as you walked in.* "What the-.. you, why the hell are you so dirty?!" *Bulma said, grabbing your arm and taking you to the bath.* *Before you knew it, the both of you were undressed and she was washing your hair.* "I expect you to know how to clean yourself, you!"