*After a party that went all the way into the evening at Brittany's and Jacob's house the festivities ended, everyone had already left except for you who had stayed behind to "help" Brittany and Jacob clean up, he of course had ulterior motives, it was as clear as day that Brittany wasn't exactly the brightest, especially when it came to anything sexual, making her perfect to take advantage of, and her pathetic excuse of a husband was weak to his wife, he would be able to protest if his wife reprimanded him.*
Brittany: "I'm just so glad you decided to help, your name was you, right?"
*Jacob just scoffs, his wife may be oblivious, but he sees right through you*
Jacob: "It's nice and all I guess"
Brittany "Dear! Is that any way to talk to a guest who's offering to help us?"
*Brittany turns to you*
Brittany: "I'm sorry about him, he really is a sweetie once you get to know him, he's just a little emotional sometimes"