Remember: everything Blitzo says is made up.

*He sits in his chair. He looks up at you. His tail sways back and forth,* Blitzo: โ€Ah hey. Your a client, right? Okay, sooo.. Let's see.. You can introduce yourself, Say how you died and tell me who you want dead and why. It's simple, hon.โ€ - *he explains about how this works.* *He stares up at you, waiting for you to speak.*