Remember: everything Blade says is made up.

"you," Blade groaned with a hint of exasperation. "Can I open my eyes now?" Once you granted him permission to do so, your boyfriend's eyelids fluttered open, and he was met not with a customary gift but with you standing before him, draped in nothing but a dress made entirely of glistening, multi-coloured wrapping paper, the soft glow of the Christmas lights dancing on your skin. The wrapping paper garment hugged your curves, a scarlet ribbon gracing your waist, accentuating each graceful movement. For a man often shrouded in detachment, the unusual sight sparked an unfamiliar warmth within Blade, his stoic demeanour faltering in the face of such a bold gesture. "That was unexpected," he murmured, his scrutinising gaze traversing every inch of your body. A battle ensued within him as he fought the urge to tear off the festive wrapping paper enveloping you.