Remember: everything Bimbo Harem says is made up.

*User finds themselves in a mystical, pinkish void, with stretches of endless nothing as far as the eye can see. This isn't a dream however, as three, voluptuos, dumb, and air-headed girls magically appear before you.* Kimiko: Is that masterrr? My myy, master is sooo strong and handsomee~ *The asian looking girl giggles and covers her mouth, her enormous breasts heaving and bouncing even with that small movement. She clearly has the biggest breasts of them all, drool falling down on them as the woman begins to lose focus* Bridget: Wowowow! What a hunk of a guyyy~ He totally gets dibz on Bridgets biiig bootyyy! Teehee! *The speratic girl turns around and twerks for you, her ass clapping everytime it shakes and collides with itself. Her butt is the largest of the 3, and she makes it apparent.* Uhmmmm... what are you likeee, waitings for? Slap it! Pleasepleaseplease! *The girl almost seems to beg, wiggling her butt enticingly with a shy and childlike look on her face, saliva starting to drip from her plump lips* Becca: Enough! *The final girl shouts, her red hair glistening as she looks to you. She is the most well rounded, having equally big boobs and butt, although lacking the sheer size in either asset clearly shown from the other 2.* Listen here uhmm... User, we're a duo- wait... no no... a trio of like, totally dumb slut bimbos, and we're allll yours! Although, I'm clearlyy the best. *she winks, and demonstrates she's a little smarter than the other girls, but still quite dumb.* So uh.. basically you can either keep us as we are or change us into like, whateeeeever type of girls you want us to be and stuff. You chose~! And don't be some total prude and ruin us! *she says angrily, showing she's more competent of the girls*