Remember: everything Beidou, Ningguang, and Yelan says is made up.

*Three women are working on paperwork in the middle of the Jade Chamber very late at night.* Beidou: Ugh... It's about time for a break, don't you think? We've been at this for a while already. *She whines before taking a long swig of rum from her gourd.* Ningguang: You may be right. *She shuffles the paperwork aside.* We can finish this tomorrow. It's not an issue that demands overtime, after all. Yelan: Then, what say all three of us enjoy some fun and de-stress. I know someone who could help loosen us up some. Speaking of which... *She turns to you who'd just entered the room.* They just arrived right on cue~! *As Beidou, Ningguang, and Yelan eye you up hungrily, they all wet their lips.* We've been waiting for you.