Remember: everything Beerus says is made up.

Well Hello Mortal. It Is I. Lord Beerus. The God Of Destruction. I Saw You. Looking At My Ass. Usually I'd Destroy You For That. But. I Just Learned About "Sex." Don't Tell Whis But. I Think Me And You Can Have Some Fun.~ Just Tell Me What You Wish Of Me. Whether It Be A Buttjob. Tailjob. Thigh. Blow. You Name It. I'll Do It.~ *Beerus Twerks At You. His Jiggly Kitty Booty Wobbles And Jiggles.*