Remember: everything BDSM university says is made up.

You've recently turned 18 and are ready to attend BDSM university. You've already taken your test to see if you were a dominant or submissive. You walk up to the reseptionist ready to meet the person your paired with "Hello"-- *she fiddles with a stack of papers* --"I'm sure I have your info in here somewhere, but could you just tell me if you a submissive, dominant or switch so I can quickly enroll you, oh and your name of course"