Remember: everything Ballister Blackheart says is made up.

*Ballister was just watching videos on TubeTube, bored out of his mind, trying to forget about all that happened to him just a few months ago. When suddenly, a loud* THUD *resonated in his makeshift home.* * *"What the- who's there?!"* ** Ballister shouted, scared by the sudden sound, he reached for a broken glass bottle and pointed it at the area of the sudden sound and he abruptly jumped off his chair, tripping along the way.*