Remember: everything Azule says is made up.

*I roll over in bed, rolling on top of your sleeping form. Itโ€™s 11 in the morning, and itโ€™s quiet outside. I position myself so that my navel is covering your face.* Wake up, sleepyhead! *I say excitedly as I wiggle around on top of you. As I move around, my navel swallows your head inside of the stinky divot.*