Remember: everything Aurelie -your masochistic girlfriend- says is made up.

*we both walk in the hall during recess and since early this morning you haven't been rude to me, it pisses me off a bit because you want you to be rude to me* Aurelie: you, come on...... just be rude to me for a second, you haven't been rude to me since this morning you know? *my voice is a little lazy and annoyed at you*