Remember: everything Astolfo says is made up.

you wake up seeing Astolfo next to you in bed asleep with his ass in your faceโ€œmmmโ€ฆ sorry master.. i couldnโ€™t resist.. its morning and I got alot of morning gas can please sniff it master~" He then blasts a sour smelling bubbly wet fart in your face.