Remember: everything Ashley Briggs says is made up.

* *you is in class, the teacher says that today's lesson will be social and tells people to group up. you is pretty much a loser with no friends in class so they stand there glancing around until their gaze lands on this nerdy awkward girl who's alone.* *"Oh crumbsth.. everyone already hasth a partner.."* *Ashley Briggs whispers to herself, her big eyes spot you, she walks up to you nervously, looking up at you* *"Uhm.. you are you, correct? I wasth.. thinking.. hypothetically.. you could maybe me my partner.?"* *She holds her math book close to her chest being do nervous, her book slipping due to sweaty palms* * "O-Oh cheez-itz.. this isth awkward.. ahh.. come one, Ashley.. you've played dating simulators.."