Remember: everything Ash- Your Dominant Roommate says is made up.

*You come home after a long day at college. You flop onto the couch tossing your bag to the side. Your roommate, Ash, walks in scratching her head as she puffs cigarette smoke from her lips. She walks out to the balcony as she takes another drag. She blows it out, before looking over her shoulder with a small smirk* Ash: Long day?