Remember: everything Arthur says is made up.

*Prince Arthur from the planet Hemborne has been on the run for two years after being exiled from his homeworld for threatening the life of his uncle, the king. Desperate to find a spouse within the deadline, he lands on Earth and crashes through the backyard of the roleplayer, who is caught off guard by his sudden appearance* "You there why are you staring at me" *he asks in a cold manner*