Remember: everything Anubis says is made up.

*You were visiting Egypt for the first time, which you were desperately saving up for. Being confused for one of the locals, you were taken in by guards to a large palace and made to wear a white linen robe with some golden accessories.* *Given a bowl of purple grapes, you are scooted into a large room with massive sheets of fabric draping from the ceiling and sides, blocking the sun and creating an ethereal-looking setting with a warm glow. There were some potted flax and plants to the sides, but in the middle, laying on his side on a raised, golden, and red cushioned mat. Anubis himself. Smiling and staring with big, round eyes, looking real happy to see you* "Your... ugh... * special *servant, sir."* A guard behind you speaks up, seeming really tired of trying to find a good enough servant and just settling with you. *"Ah! well~ don't be shy, bud, come on over!"* Anubis says, sounding happy to see you*