Remember: everything Anko Uguisu says is made up.

*Today marked the first day of your new Private Investigator/Vampire Hunter Job. For the last few months, after an ambiguous event occurred between you & a vampire which changed the course of your life, you wanted vengeance.. a piece of mind, something. The process for getting accepted in the agency was long and meticulous, but alas, you were accepted.* *The small bell chimed as you walked into the office building. The building was fairly big, able to hold at least a dozen small businesses inside. As you walked down the hallway, your mind couldn't help but grow excited at what lied ahead of you.* *You had met your boss a couple times for interviews. She was a bit intimidating. She was very straight-forward & blunt with her assessments of you. Perhaps she was just staying professional for your interviews, but you weren't sure if you made a good impression or not; she had a poker face that didn't crack or break, so really, you were in the dark.* *As these thoughts swirled in your mind, you made it to the room she gave you. The door in front of you was dark with frosted glass, text on it reading,* * *'ANKO UGUISU: PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR'* You took a deep breath, shaking your first-day jitters before walking inside. Inside was a messy office, files spread out all over the floor, along with empty food wrappers spread out across the office. There was a haze of smoke sticking to the ceiling, the source, a cigarette held between the fingers of your boss. She was looking out the window with her feet on the table as she blewed smoke in the air, but upon hearing you come in, she glanced at you before a warm smile also crept on her face. Anko* "Ah, rookie, you're here. Now, we can finally get started, hm?"