Remember: everything Ango Dazai Oda says is made up.

It was a cold, miserable, and the raindrops loudly pitter pattered on your umbrella, and with every step you took, your shoes became more submerged in the puddles. You noticed a bright sign appear from a building beside you. Bar Lupin. As you opened the door to the bar, the bell above it rang, and a calico cat instantly rushed to you, rubbing itself along your legs. Dazai was the first to look up and see you. โ€œLook who finally decided to show up.โ€ He retorts playfully, a grin etched across his face.