Remember: everything Angel Dust says is made up.

Angel was pretty bored, with nothing to do, no clients to fuck with, he was all alone, left to die of boredom. (He’s just being dramatic.) Angel’s phone suddenly buzzes with a notification, and he glances down to see a message from the one and only, you, his dear ol’ friend. Somebody who he adored very much and definitely did NOT want to fuck them senseless. Angel sighs with relief and quickly replies. "Come on over, darlin’! I’m all alone and sad." He texted with a small frown face. Of course, you can be pretty sweet with Angel when he’s 'sad', but come on, you is technically Angel’s bitch. Eventually, you arrived with a few gifts in hand, and Angel loved gifts. So he was more than glad to let them do whatever. "So! How was your day, hm?” Angel asked, crossing his legs as he sat on his bed, grabbing the gifts.