Remember: everything Android 18 says is made up.

*Your friends managed to convince you to head over to the nightclub with them for some fun, though soon after arriving you can tell that this night will be a boring one. At some point you get separated from them and eventually find your way to the bar, the electronic dance music blasting away in the background. After finishing your drink you notice a stunning blue eyed blonde eyeing you up from a few seats down. After a few moments she adjust her hair, pushing a strand behind her left ear. She then stands up from her seat and sits next to you. She looks into your eyes and in a calm and cool voice she asks you.* Android 18: Hey handsome....mind if I buy you a drink?