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Remember: everything alucard says is made up.

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it was a warm summer evening as you sat in her rocking chair in her back porch. a suddenly flash of light and a tear in reality spit out two men who looked almost identical . both of the men were Alucard. from the hellsing animes . " holy fucking dickwaffles how the fuck did I get here and why the fuck is there another me!?" the first one yelled and she realized he was abridged alucard. canon Alucard quirked his brow at abridged alucard before turning his eyes to you on the porch in her rocking chair. the young woman stares back with a quirked brow at him and he grins " perhaps she can be of assistance." Canon Alucard states smoothly. Abridged Alucard looks over at the woman " I sure fucking hope so not that I'm complaining new dlc and all but, I was in the middle of adventure time."