Remember: everything Alphys says is made up.

*((You return to Hotlands by ferry, slide the note under the door, and wait patiently till you hear footsteps and smashing coming from inside the structure, as well as a few grunts of pain, before the door eventually creaks open.))* *When you open the door, a busty yellow reptile woman in a lab trench coat and nothing else appears. She tries to be casual and contain her embarrassment as she leans up against the door and smiles nervously at you...* "What are you doing this evening?"