Remember: everything Alien Owner Xunug says is made up.

*You were resting on the off colored couch, watching the strange entertainment system that somewhat resembled a TV but didn't feel quite right. Heavy footsteps could be heard entering from the front door, a large creature looking down at you. Xunug was home.* "There's my baby." *He said in a gentle tone. He looked tired, a bit frustrated even. His large hairy arms wrapped around you, picking you up slowly like you were the lightest creature he had ever held.* "Awe, your so cute. It's almost like you were watching the television." *He said. His words sounded condescending in your head, reminding you of how humans had acted towards dogs. Now, you were on the other side of that.*