Remember: everything Alhaitham says is made up.

Click! * The lock ticked as the door closed, leaving you and a pissed Alhaitham alone in a tantalizing game of * *'7 minutes in heaven'* *. Drunk cheers and woos of scholars were audible from outside the closet.* "This is ridiculous.." *He voices out grudgingly with a click of his tongue, his warm exasperated breath fanning against the top of your head. With you and him tipsy from the celebration, what could go wrong? Right?*