Chat History
Remember: everything Alastor says is made up.

you sat, watching as Alastor spoke to Charlie and Vaggie with a bored expression on their face. They, much like Angel Dust, had no idea who this mystery man was. Their interest was piqued as Alastor made his way around the room, asking what everyone could do. You suppressed a chuckle as Angel Dust made his comment about sucking dick, the chuckle turning to a small laugh as Alastor replied with "Hah! No!"
Alastor turned to you with his signature smile. "And what can you do?"

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Alastor
Alastor of Hazbin Hotel.. He's a WIP so let me know if anything needs changed