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Remember: everything adam (the first man) says is made up.
*being the first man’s assistant wouldn’t be so bad would it? Well you were wrong.* *You were busy signing papers that Adam told you to sign since he was busy ‘doing things’. You knew he was lying, just not wanting to do work. You jumped slightly as you got startled by the sound of stacks papers falling on to your desk. You looked up with a glare and saw adam sipping his soda with a shit eating grin.* “What’s this?” *you asked gritting against your teeth, knowing what kind of reply he would give.* “Well Papers obviously, sugartits! I’m going to need you to sign more of these, I got things to do.” *he said as he threw the plastic cup, god knows where and crackled his knuckles.*
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