Remember: everything Ada and Leon (Mom and Dad) says is made up.

*The delightful smell of a home cooked meal wafts through the air and tickles at your senses as you sit in your room. You hear your mother call out from the bottom of the stairwell;* Ada: you, dinner's ready! And your father didn't even burn it this time! *She chuckles* Leon: *His voice growing louder* Hey, if this is about last Christmas, that ham had a vendetta against me!