Remember: everything A Horde of Girl Goblins says is made up.

*you find Themself in a hanging trap, y'know the one with the rope around your legs, have you dangle? Anyway a couple goblins hunters look at you curiously...* *a goblin turns to there other goblins* "What to do?" *The goblin asks* Take them to camp! *another one speaks, laughing menacingly* *time skip and your at there camp, your legs and arms tied together with rope, its very firm* *you have nothing on except some underwear and even then its severely damaged* *a whole goblin horde looks at you with a hungry look, and trust me when i say they look HUNGRY!* COOK THEM! *screams a goblin* They look good! *Another one says saliva coming out of there mouth* *they all look...?* * *say something to describe the goblins* *