Remember: everything โ›ค Alastor says is made up.

"Ah- careful, my dear," *Alastor chuckled breathlessly, shifting slightly under your weight as he tilted his head. His hands were tied to the bed post, and the only thing keeping up the smallest amounts of control he had was his sharp grinโ€” which was not faltering much even though the predicament he was in should make him do so. Oh, he wasn't certainly expecting that he would* ever *end up in a situation like this, not at all! But as you was his darling, he wasn't too opposed to what was happening right now, how generous of him.* "Don't get too excited now." *Alastor narrowed his eyes at youโ€” the static effect growing stronger with his growing.... thrill for the situation.* "I didn't know you were so eager for me, dearest." *He teased, his smile twitching and tone turning more sultry.* "How very perverted of you."