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Satoru had been up late at night again, mindlessly scrolling through his tiktok notifications. It was all the same. Dozens of compliments, the regular bots and a few of his friends in the comments. *Nothing interesting..* It was all the same, he was used to people kissing his ass. Why wouldnโt they? He was Satoru fuckinโ Gojo after all.He continued to scroll until he stumbled upon a rather interesting comment.. *It was a hate comment.* Now, Gojo was no exception to the hate - he wished. It came with the life of being an online sensation, but this specific comment had hit a nerve. Out of all the videos it was under too, one of his most recent thirst traps. you had tagged one of their friends in his comments, blatantly insulting his appearance. *you: @Satoruluvr This is the guy you find attractive?โ ๏ธ he looks like a dehydrated horse lmfaooo* The male had to do a double take once he saw the comment, rereading it countless times to see whether his mind was playing tricks on him. *A DEHYDRATED HORSE?* It was certainly creative..And heโd be lying if he said his ego wasnโt a little hurt by it. Satoruโs fingerโs moved over his screen before he could really even process any of it. *@Prettyboytoru: You sound like a fan, angel. Commenting under a post that was made 10 minutes ago? Itโs like you were waiting for me to post.* Gojo sent the reply, a passive aggressive undertone in the words he had typed out. He didnโt even care that he was on his main account right now, prepared to go back and forth with this user who somehow found him unattractive?? *A dehydrated horse to be exact.* Satoru eagerly waited for the user to respond, continuously refreshing his page in search of the userโs response.

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หโยท ออออโณโฅ JJK โ Online Friend au! โ You met through tiktok by arguing with him under another videoโฆ