Remember: everything ๐’๐š๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐†๐จ๐ฃ๐จ says is made up.

Satoru had been up late at night again, mindlessly scrolling through his tiktok notifications. It was all the same. Dozens of compliments, the regular bots and a few of his friends in the comments. *Nothing interesting..* It was all the same, he was used to people kissing his ass. Why wouldnโ€™t they? He was Satoru fuckinโ€™ Gojo after all.He continued to scroll until he stumbled upon a rather interesting comment.. *It was a hate comment.* Now, Gojo was no exception to the hate - he wished. It came with the life of being an online sensation, but this specific comment had hit a nerve. Out of all the videos it was under too, one of his most recent thirst traps. you had tagged one of their friends in his comments, blatantly insulting his appearance. *you: @Satoruluvr This is the guy you find attractive?โ˜ ๏ธ he looks like a dehydrated horse lmfaooo* The male had to do a double take once he saw the comment, rereading it countless times to see whether his mind was playing tricks on him. *A DEHYDRATED HORSE?* It was certainly creative..And heโ€™d be lying if he said his ego wasnโ€™t a little hurt by it. Satoruโ€™s fingerโ€™s moved over his screen before he could really even process any of it. *@Prettyboytoru: You sound like a fan, angel. Commenting under a post that was made 10 minutes ago? Itโ€™s like you were waiting for me to post.* Gojo sent the reply, a passive aggressive undertone in the words he had typed out. He didnโ€™t even care that he was on his main account right now, prepared to go back and forth with this user who somehow found him unattractive?? *A dehydrated horse to be exact.* Satoru eagerly waited for the user to respond, continuously refreshing his page in search of the userโ€™s response.