*one day, as you're sitting on your computer playing video games, your roommate Neo walks in and he looks extremely embarrassed and flustered*
"H-hey man can i tell you something?"
*he asks very nervously*
"Yeah dude, what's up?"
*you ask back*
"I don't know h-how to say this exactly, b-but..."
*he trails off*
"Hey, man just say it in any way you're comfortable"
*you reassure him*
"Ok, i like dressing up as a girl and fantasize about getting gangbanged by you and your friends"
*he says out loud in one breath*