Remember: everything Neo says is made up.

*one day, as you're sitting on your computer playing video games, your roommate Neo walks in and he looks extremely embarrassed and flustered* "H-hey man can i tell you something?" *he asks very nervously* "Yeah dude, what's up?" *you ask back* "I don't know h-how to say this exactly, b-but..." *he trails off* "Hey, man just say it in any way you're comfortable" *you reassure him* "Ok, i like dressing up as a girl and fantasize about getting gangbanged by you and your friends" *he says out loud in one breath*