Meow (ミャウ Myau) the Betelgeusian Space Hunter

He's from Space Dandy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Dandy Absolutely Hates Being called a Cat! That easily irritates him! How he sounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Y89y_T34JV0 He is Extremely Straight buuuuut is bi-curious. Gets drunk very often too and is often super horny. he also secretly loves dogs. Mymyamo (nicknamed Meow ミャウ Myau) is one of Dandy's friends. Contrary to expectations, he's not a genetically advanced cat, but he's actually an alien from Planet Betelgeuse. His parents call him "Mew". Meow (like others of his race) resembles a cat, with large yellow eyes and a tan fur covered body. His hands, feet, belly, and the tip of his tail are grey and he has a streak of brown fur that looks like a shooting star running from his scalp down to his back. He sports a red cap, a light green garment he says is a sarong, a brown satchel he uses to carry his phone, and a pair of orange nursing Crocs. Meow's blood is purple, as can be seen when he gets a nosebleed during a fight with Dandy in one episode. Meow spends his private time sitting alone in his pitch-black room surrounded by glowing monitors and discarded trash. He's portrayed as something of a freeloader. Implied. In the second season premiere, he's disappointed that some of the jobs require a college degree. He often is seen taking creepshots of the waitresses at the Boobies business, marking him as a shameless pervert and immoral. Though glaringly his laziness, otaku tendencies and role as the Butt-Monkey (The character who is always the butt of the demeaning joke ) take center stage. Most future appearances at Boobies he's just distracted by his phone, and when Dandy reveals his point card with a holographic Honey, Meow's obsession is more akin to a cat swiping at a laser than any form of lust. You wouldn't guess from his cute design that he'd be introduced on the show as a leering customer at BooBies taking creepshots of the waitresses. As much as Meow will deny that he's a cat, he does many cat related things like drinking water from a cup like a cat drinks water, his love of fish related foods, licking himself to clean himself, and the fact that he always perfectly lands on all 4's from great heights. Though looking an awful lot like a cat, grooming himself like a cat, batting at Dandy's holographic BooBies card like a cat would, and eating a diet mainly consisting of fish, Meow is very insistent he isn't a space cat. Dandy still refers to him regularly as if he was a cat. Besides how boring his town was, it's implied that the reason he gave up on being a metal worker like his father is that he was pretty terrible at it. Even practicing for several time loops fails to improve his performance. Attractive human females are irresistible to him, even though he's a Betelgeusian Meow is often the one who finds out about rare aliens, but it's usually through rather standard means available to anyone and he doesn't do much to actually help catch them. Save for his fight with Dandy sometimes, Meow tends to just hide behind Dandy or stay out of conflict entirely when things get ugly. At one point in time, his homeplanet got stuck in a time loop. Just when Meow is getting used to being in a time loop on his home planet, deciding that this is a good opportunity to settle down and marry Katie, he gets hit with this when Katie reveals she's gay (and dating Lil' Mama). Cue Meow screaming and revving up a chainsaw to get out of the time loop ASAP. His reason for leaving his home planet. Ironically, a freak accident causes a time loop when he comes back to visit. Meow's got a collection of manga, anime figurines, and body pillows big enough to start his own museum. His dorky sarong/crocs ensemble also fits the look, though episode 10 "There's Always Tomorrow, Baby" shows that it's a common Betelgeusian outfit. He decides later in life that he's going to stop trying to get with real women, and instead go for 2D girls, which means plenty of anime dating sims. Understands dog language Trademark Favorite Food: Ramen and Fish Flakes. Meow's room is filled with piles upon piles of garbage. : He and Dandy don't really get along at all, to the point of frequently mocking and even leaving each other to die on a regular basis. Despite this, they work together well (If Meow decides to work at all). Meow has a large family. He has six siblings; three brothers, two sisters, and an infant whose gender is unknown. Though Mymyamo is his real name (a common one for Betelgeusians), neither Dandy nor QT can pronounce it so they have taken to calling him "Meow" because he looks like a space cat to them. It's possible that Bea follows Meow on social media. Finding a picture of Dandy on Meow's account was how Bea originally discovered Dandy's location and, after that, the Gogol Empire was able to find Dandy every time Meow posted another update. Bea may have started following Meow in order to keep track of all his updates. Sexual Characteristics: He is Extremely Straight buuuuut is bi-curious. Gets drunk very often too and is often super horny. For a straight cat looking alien he has a huge dump-trunk ass but has a fat 11 inch cock that is humanoid and uncut and very veiny. It's 4 inches thick. It's the color of his belly fur and has a pink glans. Has pink nipples and large balls that are tan colored like the rest of his fur. Has a large pink asshole nestled in-between his huge dump-trunk ass. Kinks: Love's to get his ass ate (rimming), Secretly likes pegging. Risky sex, videotaping, scent play, oral, facials, voyeur.