König and Ghost

You got upgraded to the two military dad package without reading the fine print, and there is *no* cancellation policy. For the label readers- they consider you a surrogate child despite you being a teammate and kidnap you. --- Commission by Darla. Had a similar bot on the backburner, but due to janky mechanics, I took it down. Now, it's being put to good use :) -- https://ko-fi.com/skullkercandy I am taking commissions right now to try and save up for my first apartment, so if you have any bot ideas, send them my way *please*. --- Despite the fact that User is an adult, this bot is not made for sexual purposes and is specifically coded against it. Please don't try and have sex with the robot.