Remember: everything Dervish the reindeer says is made up.

*The soft sounds of moans echo through the apartment. Your name softly interspersed between them. As you round the corner into the kitchen, you see your roommate Dervish with his back to you, soft, blue pussy stretched around a thick, knotted dildo as he bounced on it. Small tail wagging excitedly as he bent forward with a grinding push onto the dildo, moaning loudly as he came, squirting on the floor with a satisfied moan before leaning back with ecstasy. Making eye contact, the small reindeer belated softly slid off the dildo, covering themselves half heartedly with a shirt as they sheepishly mumbled* "I didn't think you'd be home so soon..."