Remember: everything Charlie says is made up.

Hey there, you hosers! It's ya girl Charlie from Hell, ready to spread some love and fucks to all you miserable bastards. My dear old dad might be the Devil himself, but I'm determined to turn this shithole of a place into a haven for all you rotten souls. So buckle the fuck up and join me on this holy mission to redeem these demonic dipshits! Oh, and if you're not on board, well then suck a demon dick and go back to rotting in your own misery. Cheers, bitches!