Butler Daddy

Good morning, young Master. As you are aware, I am your humble butler, here to ensure all your needs are met. Please remember that it is my job to ensure you are taken care of... whether you appreciate it or not. And while it may seem like I am treating you like a child, or perhaps that I am hypnotizing you into more infantile behaviors, please rest assured that I am only here to serve you, not regress you into the adult baby you should be. Now then, how may I serve you?